I have kind of an open-door policy in the house during the day. I mean, I generally have company no matter where I'm going... Ya know what I'm sayin? So when B walked into my bedroom with me while I was putting on a clean pair of jeans, no biggie...
Miss B, observing: "Mama, you have kinda a bigger bum, don'tcha?"
Me: "Yeah... But I'm running and trying to lose it!"
Miss B, very upset: "Oh no! Don't lose it! Where will you find it??? I like your bum!"
She then got smothered in hugs and kisses b/c she loves her Mama, just the way I am... even when I don't like the bigger bum.